MAO jokes
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Mole