Making vegetable soup jokes
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
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I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
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The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.