I am awesome look at me
i was sitting in class and the teacher said he wasn't disapointed in me and my best friend but not so much in me. I looked at my best friend and said "I'm a disapointment to the teacher too"
I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why
By the way he was an orphan
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
I look at a orphanage then hug my mum he just look and crude because he couldnât find his mum
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you. That face needing some laughing pills.
â when the ugliest cat looked at youâ then you search up the ugliest thing in the worldâ you show up
A wife and husband go to a barn, the husband picks up a goat and says âLook at this pig I have to sleep with every night.â The wife says âHoney thatâs a goat.â The husband replies with âI was talking to the goat.â
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think "I hope you get laid tonight." By a tweaker with AIDS.
Whatâs the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole
why doesen't laila in UHS need an insult????
Have a look at her faCE
A Grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.....The Bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you". The Grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
I told my friend to look at the clock then I said. " is this a bad time
Rape jokes are not funny
Look at my name by the wayđ
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website anyone can fake to be someone there not and no one will know the goddam difference Iâm just trying to look at/make jokes and Iâm getting shit from people saying âitâs too offensiveâ or something like goddam just take that shit somewhere else
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Sevenâs been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
Y'all are so rude on here- If you don't like what I put on MY profile you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!!
boi look at your hair, it be looking like the mACDONALD SYMBLE
