LED lights jokes

I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.

Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.

We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...