LED lights jokes

Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.

We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.

I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.

"Did you go to the light show?"

"Yeah, it was lit."

Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.

The sun is already bright, stupid!

Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.