LED lights jokes

I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.

Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.

We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.

What did one traffic light say to the other?

"Stop looking, I am changing."

How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.