Why are your eyes blue? CUZ THEY HAVE FOOD COLOURING IN THEM
What do you call a dog with no tails ? A tail leas dog
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car. Lea looks at his puzzled then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?" Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..
