Last Word jokes
I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
Community talk
I was young. Why did you have to do that? My dearest friend. you said it was fine, so why does it hurt to think of you. I scratch, bite and beg for things to go back. but my doings ruined us. I must admit that we were an amazing duo. maybe even more but just know. If I were on my deathbed. my last words would be "I love you."
Opal's last words here as many of you know already, i am one of the main reasons that this site has gone to hell. my constant alt accounts, my retarded decisions, and other factors have weaked, and made our community worse. first off, im sorry for doing that and i hope that stuff like that never happens again. i was leo, ingen, catlettuce, and so many more people, and dont worry, i have my reaons for all of it. i cre… Read more
RIP Jake He was too young Last words: "Come on, I'm sure it's not illegal" Before being shot to death for pedophelia. She said she was 15, not 12. So sad, I'm sorry Madi.