Last Word jokes
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Community talk
I was young. Why did you have to do that? My dearest friend. you said it was fine, so why does it hurt to think of you. I scratch, bite and beg for things to go back. but my doings ruined us. I must admit that we were an amazing duo. maybe even more but just know. If I were on my deathbed. my last words would be "I love you."
Opal's last words here as many of you know already, i am one of the main reasons that this site has gone to hell. my constant alt accounts, my retarded decisions, and other factors have weaked, and made our community worse. first off, im sorry for doing that and i hope that stuff like that never happens again. i was leo, ingen, catlettuce, and so many more people, and dont worry, i have my reaons for all of it. i cre… Read more
RIP Jake He was too young Last words: "Come on, I'm sure it's not illegal" Before being shot to death for pedophelia. She said she was 15, not 12. So sad, I'm sorry Madi.