Jump-start jokes

A 90 year old man takes a Viagra.

Strips off naked, lies down in an alley way. Three chicks walk on by: a blond, a brunette, and a red head.

The red head said, "I'm not letting that go to waste," so she strips off and rides him. When she's finished,

The brunette then strips off naked and rides him. The blond's now worried because she just got her period. The red head sez, "He's dead. Don't let it go to waste," so she strips off naked and rides him. Then he wakes up. He then says, "Wow, two jump starts and a blood transfusion. I'm good to go!"

How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.