I was joking about self-harm to my friend and she told me to CUT it out. I couldn't even laugh.
When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"
I said, "Nah bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."