My last relationship ended because my ex girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset, to be honest I didn't like her anyway, she kept telling me I never listen, or something like that
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UKPrisoner A1774DN
I'm not even joking when I say now I am a convict of an armed robbery, doing 16yrs total, done 12, 4 left, but this is going to be my new favourite joke
George W. Bush
Don't worry, I don't like my wife laura either