• A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

    Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”

    “Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

    Comments (1)

  • WAY TO GO MOTHER! Judging based on appearances! 'cause everyone knows that tattoos, piercings and a particular hairstyle means that someone is a serial killer! You ain't my mother!

    Flawless Mastiff