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Yo mama so fat that when she wore her yellow sweater, people thought she was the sun.

Yo mama so fat that when she wore her green t-shirt, people thought she was the Incredible Hulk.

Yo mama so fat that when she wore her blue jacket, people thought the sky was falling.

Yo mama so fat that when she wore her pink sweater, people thought she was bubblegum.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the elevator, she has to go down.

Yo mama so fat that when she pressed the up button for the elevator, it went down instead of up.

Yo mama so fat that her Christmas picture that I took of her last year is still printing out.

Yo mama so fat that she falls off both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so black that when she puts on yellow lipstick, she ended up looking like a cheeseburger.

Yo mama so black that when I turned off the lights, she disappeared.

Yo mama so cold that when she got in the hot tub, the water froze.

Yo mama so cold that she gives everybody around her frostbite.

Yo mama so hairy that Chewbacca fell in love with her.

Yo mama so hairy that Bigfoot takes pictures of her.

Yo mama so hairy that she shaves with a lawnmower.

Yo mama so hairy that when she got a haircut, she lost 30 pounds.

Yo mama so hot that when she got in the water, it turned into lava.

Yo mama so lazy that she did not give birth to you until you were 21.

Yo mama so mean that your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.

Yo mama so poor that when I asked her what was for dinner, she put her shoelaces in the pot and said "Spaghetti."

Yo mama so short that she leaves for work under the door.

Yo mama so skinny that at the strip club, people used her as the stripping pole.

Yo mama so strict that she put Godzilla and King Kong in timeout for fighting.

Yo mama so strong that every time she hugs her friends she lifts them.

Yo mama so stupid that she bought tickets to XBox Live.

Yo mama so ugly that she had to do Picture Day facing the wall.

Yo mama so old that her birth year has only 1 digit.