A vampire goes to the bakery.
Vampire: "One bun, please."
Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"
Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained, unicorn-posting simpleton. This ain't rocket science. The joke is all about this vampire dude who's not your typical blood-sucking monster. He goes to a bakery, not for a blood bag, but for a bun. The baker, thinking he's got vampires all figured out, asks about the blood thing, and the vampire reveals he needs it to dip in the accident outside. It's funny because he uses a bun for something unexpected, not for eating, and uses the blood as a dip, not for drinking. Get it? It's about subverting expectations.
🦄 Entity
Since 2 days this joke is first in "Hot" and now i realize i forgot to make Bäcker into baker and the second Vampir is wrong too.
Its because i wrote it on the german version of this site, in german and copy pastet it here and translated...
Here is the Joke on the german side: schlechtewitze.com/witze/62d41b3bddbb78bbc66dce80/geht-ein-vampir-zum-baecker
Hailey ❁
Thats fine xD