Bully: Your mom hates you
Orphan: I dont have parents ;)
Wait it should be: Bully: your parents hate you Orphan: you might be right
If someone says you're adopted and your parents don't love you, you can say well I was chosen by (whoever adopted you) and your mother didn't have a choice and got stuck with you at birth.
lol i was adopted
Then go to my first joke (not ZEPHYR)