Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
Jesus and the traffic stop
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod! The cop thinks the woman is drinking wine, but she claims it's water. Then she blames Jesus for turning the water into wine, like at that wedding in the Bible. It's funny because she's trying to get away with drinking, and you are trying to get away with pretending you understand things.
Anonymous
“Have you been drink”
Anonymous
Is this an original? I feel like I have heard it before. Variation. It’s solid.
englishcm
Na not one of my originals
Anonymous
nice joke too bad it won't work with cops in real life