eenglishcm2 years agoFollowWoman gets pulled over by a cop Cop: ma'am have you been drink Lady: no officer Cop: what's that in your cup then ma'am Lady: just water officer Cop: looks like wine to me Lady: oh my god Jesus did it again
Anonymous
“Have you been drink”
Anonymous
Is this an original? I feel like I have heard it before. Variation. It’s solid.
englishcm
Na not one of my originals
Anonymous
nice joke too bad it won't work with cops in real life