Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.
School Assembly Avoidance
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The joke plays on the dark thought of suicide and the idea that the person doesn't want their death to be used as a cautionary tale in a school assembly. It's a morbidly funny way of expressing a negative thought.
Anonymous
I love it
Anonymous
Same