Joke

Your mom is so ugly that she made a blind kid cry. You momma is so fat she stepped on a scale and it said: To be continued.

Your mom so fat that we took a picture of her 12 years ago and it’s still printing the head

Roses are red violets are blue your mom hates you because you're an ugly bumb

Yo mama so ugly when she went to the dentist they made her lay head down

Your momma so fat when the judge said order in the court she asked for a burger and fries

Yo mama so fat that when she swam in the ocean the whales chanted "One of us"