Joke

One day I went over to the woods to chill. Then I saw a about 23 year old man looking sad sitting under a tree. I then walked over to him and said: "Hello Sir. I'm Allisa, and I saw you looking sad are you ok?" Then he says "No. I'm not. My Wife dumped me for some quote un quote sexy dude. And now I'm left. Disgarded. Dumped." "Aww, sir I am so teribly sorry. Mind if I sit next to you?" He nodded. I put my head on the strangers shoulders (which I just realised his name was john) And hummed. "W..What are you doing?" He said chuckling. "This is how a girl would tell a man she loved him, even if she had just met him. Back then at least." I explained. He grinned and kissed my head. Then I stood up, and flopped down so i could be on his lap. I grabbed his shirt and kissed him for over a hour. Then he stood up and said. "WE NEED TO GET MARRIED!" Then he proposed and then next mouth we were married. (Disclaimer, don't just do that to random men you find in the woods. They might rape you, hurt you, or just plain ignore you.) Remember this is just a fun and heartwarming story, I am not trying to be weird or gross or stupid or whatever. This is just allllllllllllllllll for fun! Have a good day! Alex-