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ok:(

I can in a couple hours... or minutes... I don't know... I have to keep my axes to the internet a secret from the five other nosy people in my family... I'll try though...

hi

oh hay gwen were on another chat rn :)

how are you guys?

good whats your age if you dont mind me askin?

im 13 btw

You first, but I think I might have to go soon if you read my other comment you'll understand, cuz I don't feel like getting grounded... Sorry today is gonna be a choppy chat...

Ok I'm 11

its ok maybe we can chat tmr? im 13 btw...

oh srry i already told you that

aye i dk if ur up but im single ;)

Well it depends what your tmr is... mabye in like 10, 11, mabye 12 hours, cuz that's when I go to bed and I can chat freely but right now I need to start school and all that before my mom comes in but I will try to get some chat time in when I can... See ya later!

I'm single too. But I sorta had and have a online bf but I'm not sure if he is still alive, he has been talking about suicide and I havn't heard from him in a while. :(

And the thing is that I would be grounded for YEARS if my parents new I had the internet!

But I get your meaning. ;)

idk prob 10

so... can i u know

date u

jk maybe?

Ok we can date for now but if Jake my old bf is alive and wants to date me more,(not likely though) then I have to date him but I will be happy to date for now! :)

JK JK JK JK JK JK JK JK

god bro i dk you

ur 11 IM 13 WDYM

Ok, ok! Sorry! Why would you joke like that anyway yur crazy!

I thought that sounded different anyway! :{

yeah idk bro srry

I feel like I did something I shouldn't have for some reason...

bruh this comment section funny

yeah ngl it kinda is

wtf tanner you pedaphile shes 11 your 13

So... Usually the guys should be older and he's only older by a year and a few months!

And yeah, going back through these comments was pretty comical! :D

ik robbie it aint suposed to happen KIDS DONT TROLL BC THIS WILL HAPPEN.

n**** you stupid tanner

ok ok little bi** thats just bully...

Let's stop right here.

were in the same class we sit right next to each other so i just bully him like that :)

Well you lucky to be around other people and not stuck at HOME! That's all I can say...I'm home schooled. B.o.r.i.n.g.

yeah we have a full class tday

we havnt had a full class all year

Lucky you!

Can we chat at 9 or 10 tonight? If that isn't too late for you. Cuz that's when everyone's in bed and we might be able to talk irl too... mabye...

ic chat at night time my chrome book is in my back pack. and my dad sleeps on the coach.

can i get someone phone number.

Is it night time right now where you are? Cuz it should be morning...It's 8:38am right now and I just woke up.

Truth is, My parents don't know about like half the stuff in my life and if they did I would be grounded. They are scared of me getting into trouble on the internet, so they gave me this laptop, and shut off the internet and downloaded itunes on it and told me I could only have a half hour of music time a night... So anyway it's been awhile sinse I've done that and recently my dad gave me a flip phone because he says I need it for this pizza buisness he's pushing me into and tells me not to...

...make phone calls without permission, and told me he'd be checking if I did... (It's reaaly annoying cuz he treats me like a baby) but anyways we got a lanline recently so I might be able to call you on that... thing is though I don't know it's number, so I'd have to try calling you.

And we would have to talk really late at night irl because it really is unpredictable when they go to bed. :(

never thought i'd see the day that a joke website becomes a place to talk to possible pedos and idiot kids xD

Well I'm sorry you think like that but you underestimate people

huh? idk...

im sooooooo confused

We have to stop dating as much as it's gonna sting for you tj, My old bf who I thought was dead is alive, I'm very sorrry.

I know but why were you gone for so long, didn't youthink that I might think your dead and exept another bf?

huh???

Didn't I tell you about Jake?

His real name is Jake but he goes off of Prince/mr tallie

im really sad know :((((((

prince/mr tallie is a cunt

I'm sorry I got into this :(

hes a cunt break up with him

Stop leave Gwens boy toy alone!

Cunt means a womens privets parts so he is a womans privet parts! THAT IS JUST DUMB! Let them be

Wait-what does boy toy mean?

It means boy friend I use that to say boy friend

Cool

idc what cunt means he is a n*****

NO HE IS NOT!

HEY I AM BLACK PERSON AND THAT IS A VERY MEAN THING TOO SAY!!!!!!!!!!

EXCUSE ME? DID U JUST CALL HIM THE N WORD!

I hate the n word! and what the fuck did he do to u!

he is a big ni***

o look he is not responding cause hes a quir

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bro this is nasty

like wtf yall protecting this gay ni***

That is a faker prince. The real one would never say that...And he is only 11

wtf do you actully mean pro u prob dont even know him in real life like wtf and all ur friends are shit.

little biches i got a gf irl anyway...

Prince and I don't know each other irl but I know your a Faker Prince!

wait wdym he is a faker?

k?

That does NOT sound at all like Prince!

Btw tj the n word is very hateful!!!! are u racist!

Tj said the n word! #Racist

chicken wing chicken wing chicken wing hat dog and baloni chicken and macaroni chilling with my homies.

chiken wing chiken wing hot dog and boloni slappin with my thingy all she doin is yelling bich u dont know me fucking crazy

ima change my name to my gf xbox name but king instead of queen

watching porn watching porn blowing on my dick like a bassit horn jiz on your mom like a snow storm i have ben fckin btches since i was a newborn row row row your boat lil barnicle is a fing goat

lets go lil barnicle is cracked if u dont know who it is ur gay (dog water)

WE ARE N. O. T. GOING TO DATE YOU SELFISH KING!

IK I FUCKIN HATE U LITTLE BICH I ALREADY HAVE A GF

look up moshpit by lil barnicale

Good, now I don't have to put up with you! Phew!

NO HE IS NOT!!! WHAT IS YOUR P.R.O.O.F.???

watching p... watching p... blowing on my dick like a bassit horn jiz on your mom like a snow storm i have ben fckin btches since i was a newborn row row row your boat lil barnicle is a fing goat

Nasty joke yo

I know yo

Ya yo wanna know, if no, then you ain't my bo

Just rhyming... cuz I'm bored...

noice XD i like how were nice to eachother on this chat but not on the other chat

chiken wing chiken wing likin queens pussy its very tasty makin her come hardly u dont know me. rededede

when u have to put a commet and it says calculate 2 times 4 why 2x4? and not other numbers.

Idk, it's really dumb

Plus it's like... My 6 year old sister knows that 3+6=9!

hi it seems we have all tooken a break for bout a week.

ij got on last night after 1 week break and it looks like there are no more racist jokes.

Hi, Have you seen Prince lately? I think he broke up with me. I haven't talked to him in awhile....I'm with anotther man on facebook now

gwen all the things prince said bieng gay he was fake i was acting like prince i think i mad him mad this is all my fault im srry gwen :(

You were the fake Prince?

So... I'm engaged... to someone on facebook