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Johnny's Tank Observation

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Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"

His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."

Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."

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Explanation

The humor comes from the double meaning of "filling the tank," which the dad uses as a euphemism for sex and Johnny interprets literally in terms of a car getting filled with gas, and also implies that his mother is cheating with the milkman.

Comments (16)

just wrong dude

That isn't really funny no offense.

I have to think of more for u guys

Please, do try. I just love your jokes!

Gwen just mad she doesn’t get it

I get it.

I swear this is his life story... Lol

I find it funny! Gwen just doesn’t get it because he’s a virgin

I’m a gay virgin

it was a good joke not bad at all