Joke

Nurd engineer was proud of his pole lamp.

Wife says,"Why do you have an attachment to that ugly thing.

He answers. I didn't know it came with an attachment.

What's black, white and red all over.

Newspaper (read)

Why did the anthropologist name the new species of dinosaur, "2 Trusty"

Because it was killed by its own kind.

A skunk is the worst smelling animal. What is the best smelling.

Ans: The bloodhound.

Why can't Bostonians find parks when they travel?

Because they say, "Where's your pak, Man.

Your jokes are trash

nahhh i think they're RLY good