Joke

Old but good

You Mama so ugly she made the joker stop laughing

Yo mama so ugly she threw a boomerang and it did not come back.

Yo mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Yo mama so ugly her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama so ugly when she was little she had to trick or treat by phone.

Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.

Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

At least your mom can probably spell halloween right