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Jack and Jill's Risky Climb

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

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This is a raunchy take on the classic "Jack and Jill" rhyme. They go up the hill to get high, things get frisky, and then there's an unplanned pregnancy because Jill forgot her birth control pill. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda crude.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock bc Jill's real name is Randy.

There once was a girl named Bella Who wanted sex with her fella Down the hill she tripped Off her dress slipped And that made 12 more people wanna

OMG what are you a pedophile

And they named their son Bill

um im sorry but am i the only one who thought Jack and Jill were siblings...Mmm thts nasty

dang i don't remember this version of jack and jill lmaoo

If you think this is disturbing u probably shouldn’t be here reading the jokes on the website

This is how I was born :)

Don't remember this

well, slay ig