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I'm a Man

Say "I'm a man" after every sentence.

You walk into a bar. (I'm a man.) You find a girl. (I'm a man.) You take her home. (I'm a man.) She whispers in your ear. (I'm a man.)

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Listen up, smarty pants! So, every time this dude does something, he has to say "I'm a man." He meets a girl, takes her home, and thinks he's all that. But guess what? When she whispers in his ear and he says "I'm a man," it implies that she whispered the same thing. Get it now, Einstein?

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U r a stupid idiot

Duck me in the vagi why wont ya

You forgot "She kisses you (I'm a man)" but its still good

The guy after knowing she(he) was a male. ಠ_ಠ

i have said this at school and im in 4th grade and im 5''2 my height