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hi love i have to go sadley i love you byeee see you soon

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It's one thing if you just sent them for your own good but just begging for him and peer pressuring somebody into doing it it's f***** up

Like he wanted me to giv him head, nd for him to eat me out nd finger me and such..

That's f****** nasty we're going to have a good talk That's just f***** up I get it as cuz I joke about it but that's just f***** up but he tried to do

He's not part of our family anymore He's out what he did was just f***** up Don't delete any of the chat so I can show my friend so we can convince him to get kicked out

If anything ever happens like that you get Veronica and you then she'll get me I will do the best I can to help like if we were to ever break up I will always help you out cuz that's just f***** up

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Fletcher keeps making me feel like shit..

Are you still talking to him on docs or Gmail

Okay just f****** ignore them I'll take care of them I don't know what I'll do but it's either going to be violent or physical

I'm getting sick and tired of Seth calling you homie hopper

They're all just mad because we're a great couple

I'm sorry you had to go through that he would have told me I would have helped you I know it's hard to tell somebody but I would have helped you I would have beat the f*** out of them if I knew that was happening that would have not been cool by me

Don't feel bad it's good to let out because now somebody knows what happened and now we can take care of it

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Sense we are talking about this

Tell me what's going on Don't have to you don't have to say never mind I'm not going to tell anybody

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If a girl says stop the guy says "Firetrucks don't stop at red lights" nd then well it usually leads to rape

You don't have to talk about that no more sorry

That's not right that should not be a f****** game

That's enough this world is going to f****** hell

If I am I will kill myself but it will never happen so

I try my f****** hardest to keep you safe and make you happy

Fletcher has said shit like "the younger the tighter" but I'm pretty sure it was a joke

I hate to be that guy but he meant it he was trying to get head from you

He wanted you to give him head and then for to lead the other things

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I prolly deserved it..

You did not deserve it and I will never use you for sex or anything sexual you can ask any of my friends well obviously it's Fletcher or any of them for my real friends Jordan Skyler f****** anybody else like them

I know I make a lot of sexual jokes but I don't always mean them I promise I just like to be funny I'm a funny guy right

I'm glad that you're comfortable to tell me because I really need to know if I'm ever done something bad or if I remind you of something and you don't like that I need to know what to do and how to help fix it

Shit annoyed me when i was upset fletcher changed the topic to not lose our sanity or some shit or he just said smthin random and only cared when I got boring or sumn shit..

If this helps you get it out I do not mind listening I would rather listen than you have to keep all of that in and bundle it up everyday and have to come to school everyday get more stressed then get worked up even more then have to come home possibly get yelled at do 100,000 million chores and then go to bed and then have to repeat that every single day I understand what you're going through

I love you too much to let you have to have to go through all that stress

Because I can tell from emotion I have grown up around so many people and I've just learned from how they've acted in their emotion

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Im just gonna fuck it up aaden

Everybody's going to f****** sometimes we all got to learn from our mistakes

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i fuck everything up and id ont wanna lose u..

You're not going to lose me

You're not a bad person You're really smart lady You're very smart You're very kind and you're pretty and there's a lot of potential in you I can see your future You're very very very smart You're going to become a very good lawyer You're going to have a very good job You're going to have a great family You're going to be very smart you are going to be like a successful person

Not be like you are going to be a successful person

Baby I remember a lot of things that you like I'm not going to remember every single thing but I try to remember as much as I can cuz I love you

Winter Wait which child I don't remember I'm sorry like I said I don't remember everything

You don't get sick for more than about a day

Just now you are very pretty smart woman you have a lot of potential

You may not be a professional in every subject but you are very smart and a lot of things

Like I'm not good in math but I'm pretty good on science

Yeah I'm trying though I'm pulling them back up

Hey I'm going to go to a chat and roast somebody real quick I'll be back

I'm sorry I'm going to go back to the chat but I'm not going to say nothing to the guy

I feel like I don't deserve you sometimes

Cuz you're just you're just you're you're I don't know you're I can't describe you...

I know why does it work out so well though

No you didn't you barely you need anything today

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no you better eat tomorrow

Its a warzone half the time so either don't go and say a thing or be ready to fight t

I don't know but I just want you to eat I don't want you to starve your f****** self

So dont make a post bout someone cause the rest of the family" will know its to fair

I'd rather be hated than somebody be talking to my girlfriend like s***

Dagger is our best survivor as he came in the golden ages and with deep respect he has

I'm confused what you're talking about now

I just went head first off of a bed ouch

I'm okay I think I might have a slight concussion I mean and a dog almost also fell on my head

I don't know but you high and cute and smart and funny and kind so that's probably why and plus you're my girlfriend

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Sorry it's supposed to say let me eat your cake

Sit on my face if I'm wrong but 1 + 1 is 5

I'm going to f*** the s*** out you I'm going to blow out your back

Yeah I mean it's pretty small but if you want you can lay on top of me

Hey are you a fan of being pinned against the wall

No I didn't ask I've heard that you like it because you've told me once

Dont say you cant do shit or whatever cause they are my bsfs and are just looking out for me to make sure i don't get hurt again

I'm good but I want to have a username that has part of your name in it what would you be okay with

Aaden when u can change ur name change it to Chxls.strawberry you forgot the S in Chxls silly

Are you going to make me delete my f****** account again okay I'll be right back then

You know I love you when I delete my account of three different times

I wouldn't do it if I didn't love you and obviously I did it three times so I obviously love you

If you really feel like it you don't have to don't worry

Oh my God I'm listening to Bailey Zimmerman he's so good

I don't have any though I have a lot of country songs

you dont gotta send screenshots if its country all you need say is the name and ik it

Fast car Dirt road anthem Stay in the truck Religiousley when it rains it pours The love we make

Love The Love we makes right now the song is like my favorite

It's okay but don't do that again not the root beer that'll ruin your s***

No I mean the song called stay in the truck

I have to go for a little bit probably about an hour

Actually probably about a half an hour or so I'll get on when I can though I'll get on before you have to get off

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Shes dating my ex though

Fletcher?

Stop caring about Serena so much she's getting on your nerves to much

Just thinkin about fluffy glitter cows and me

Ugggh I just can't right now I fucking done with her

You need to tell me when you're feeling like this

Please please get a hold of me next time before you do that I don't need to burn yourself no more

I know it's hard to forget something that you actually care about but if they're going to keep hurting you like this it's not worth it cuz then you keep hurting yourself and then it makes me feel terrible

One stupid f****** person is not worth ending your life

I guess she hurt you but don't hurt yourself

Because I cannot lose you Charlie I love you too much please don't hurt yourself Don't kill yourself

Don't harm yourself either please please please please don't I cannot stress it enough please

Yes you can you have to believe in yourself Don't touch a knife don't touch it later Don't touch anything bad

Don't touch anything Charlie I cannot lose you I cannot bear the pressure when you hurt yourself

As long as you don't hurt yourself at this point just don't hurt yourself please eating and sleeping you're going to end up I can't I cannot stress enough do not hurt yourself please Charlie I love you too much Don't do it

You don't hate yourself please don't hate yourself I love you

No it's because you listen to all your idiot friends and you just listen to the bad things that they had to say to you you are very intelligent smart beautiful kind person you just do not see that in yourself because all your dumbass friends won't stop come around to be like and all the other dicks that will not stop and just stop calling you things Don't listen to them you need to tune them out I know it's going to be hard but you just got to try That's all I want you to do just I don't want you to hurt yourself

Some of your friends are great influences some way Serena and them and all those people they're not because they just they hurt you

Tell serena she made me burn myself and that she did fuck up for the last time until she does whats right for her

Charlie don't you even f****** dare you are drinking water Don't f****** do this I cannot stress how sick you will get if you do not eat and drink please please please don't do this I'm going to start crying if you f****** start starving and f****** thirsty thriving yourself please don't and I will tell Serena that she hurt you

I'm not going to stop you as long as you're not going to f****** hurt yourself

I cannot stress it enough please don't f****** hurt yourself I know I said it over and over and over but don't f****** do it

Well I guess if you love me you would f****** eat and drink

I don't give a s*** I want you to eat drink I want you to I know you're going to say make me but I can't it's at this point I can't stop you I'm not going to I can't so I just go ahead

I tried to take care of you but you don't you don't you don't even try I love you but I just you're scaring me

Charlie I understand what you're going to say Don't worry about me no I'm going to worry about you you are my worries I worry about you all the time I'm going to keep worrying I love you

I'm still going to be f****** stressed and worry

Thank you you are making me feel so much better right now

I just feel so much better when you f****** cooperate I just cannot stress that you need to eat you need to sleep you need to drink stuff you need to stop worrying about f****** Serena she's stressing me the f*** out right now I love you

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Can u like help me so i stop saying gods name in vain and so I stop swearing

What do you want me to stop you from saying