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hi love i have to go sadley i love you byeee see you soon

Gwen said cause u said that u love me already that we arent gonna last

yall annoying tf out of me right now

fucking gonna stab myself

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He asekd for me to help him bring in pies

Tell ur mum i think shes nice

Dont get mad at fletcher i doubt he knows he pressured me..

It's one thing if you just sent them for your own good but just begging for him and peer pressuring somebody into doing it it's f***** up

Yk how i talk dirty sometimes?

He took it a lil to fr

Nd i had to explain to him i was scared to do shit he wanted to do

Like he wanted me to giv him head, nd for him to eat me out nd finger me and such..

I had to explain i was scared

Thats why i didnt wanna go alone w/ him..

That's f****** nasty we're going to have a good talk That's just f***** up I get it as cuz I joke about it but that's just f***** up but he tried to do

i dont wanna go with him

I mostly didnt cause

He's not part of our family anymore He's out what he did was just f***** up Don't delete any of the chat so I can show my friend so we can convince him to get kicked out

He kept saying shit like it even after I said i was scared nd shit

To the point where i said yes

But then i went to sky nd V and told them to not let me go with him alone

Fletcher keeps making me feel like shit..

If anything ever happens like that you get Veronica and you then she'll get me I will do the best I can to help like if we were to ever break up I will always help you out cuz that's just f***** up

I hear him talk shit abt me w/ his freinds also..

Sabrina

Fletcher keeps making me feel like shit..

Are you still talking to him on docs or Gmail

Okay just f****** ignore them I'll take care of them I don't know what I'll do but it's either going to be violent or physical

But ive been called a mammoth three times is what I heard

I'm getting sick and tired of Seth calling you homie hopper

He almost made me cry

They're all just mad because we're a great couple

I feel like a bad person for saying what happend

I'm sorry you had to go through that he would have told me I would have helped you I know it's hard to tell somebody but I would have helped you I would have beat the f*** out of them if I knew that was happening that would have not been cool by me

Sense we are talking about this

Don't feel bad it's good to let out because now somebody knows what happened and now we can take care of it

Sabrina

Sense we are talking about this

Tell me what's going on Don't have to you don't have to say never mind I'm not going to tell anybody

Smthin happend last year

That made me scared when thigns went to far w/ fletcher

Fletcher did nothing last year

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Serena knows about it

She was the first to know

Do yk the firetruck game?

ok well its when a guy starts at like a girls ankle or sumn shit

they dont stop nd when the girls say stop like they are meant to in the game

If a girl says stop the guy says "Firetrucks don't stop at red lights" nd then well it usually leads to rape

You don't have to talk about that no more sorry

Ur the third person t know

That's not right that should not be a f****** game

Nd ik its afucked up game

Theres a natial day for rape

This world is fucked up

That's enough this world is going to f****** hell

I see videos of girls scared to go outside w/o a guy they know cause of it..

Hear storys of people getting followed out of there cars

Getting kidnapped and killed

If I am I will kill myself but it will never happen so

You will be the person to walk with me to make me feel safe

I try my f****** hardest to keep you safe and make you happy

Fletcher has said shit like "the younger the tighter" but I'm pretty sure it was a joke

I hate to be that guy but he meant it he was trying to get head from you

He wanted you to give him head and then for to lead the other things

Im not surprised he used me..

Im the kinda person to be used

I prolly deserved it..

Sabrina

I prolly deserved it..

You did not deserve it and I will never use you for sex or anything sexual you can ask any of my friends well obviously it's Fletcher or any of them for my real friends Jordan Skyler f****** anybody else like them

I know I make a lot of sexual jokes but I don't always mean them I promise I just like to be funny I'm a funny guy right

nd im comfertable to tell u when im uncomfortable

I'm glad that you're comfortable to tell me because I really need to know if I'm ever done something bad or if I remind you of something and you don't like that I need to know what to do and how to help fix it

Shit annoyed me when i was upset fletcher changed the topic to not lose our sanity or some shit or he just said smthin random and only cared when I got boring or sumn shit..

making you listen to this..

If this helps you get it out I do not mind listening I would rather listen than you have to keep all of that in and bundle it up everyday and have to come to school everyday get more stressed then get worked up even more then have to come home possibly get yelled at do 100,000 million chores and then go to bed and then have to repeat that every single day I understand what you're going through

Why do you do this?

I love you too much to let you have to have to go through all that stress

Why do you love me right?

I cant trust happiness

You know what i want when i want it then you do it

Im just gonna fuck it up aaden

Because I can tell from emotion I have grown up around so many people and I've just learned from how they've acted in their emotion

i fuck everything up and id ont wanna lose u..

Sabrina

Im just gonna fuck it up aaden

Everybody's going to f****** sometimes we all got to learn from our mistakes

Sabrina

i fuck everything up and id ont wanna lose u..

You're not going to lose me

but i dont wanna "learn" from u I want to keep you

But im just a bad person

You're not a bad person You're really smart lady You're very smart You're very kind and you're pretty and there's a lot of potential in you I can see your future You're very very very smart You're going to become a very good lawyer You're going to have a very good job You're going to have a great family You're going to be very smart you are going to be like a successful person

Not be like you are going to be a successful person

You rembering i wanna be a lawyer makes me smile

Baby I remember a lot of things that you like I'm not going to remember every single thing but I try to remember as much as I can cuz I love you

Whats my fave color?

A thing i like to do?

Winter Wait which child I don't remember I'm sorry like I said I don't remember everything

Thats my cow stuffies animal so thats right

but i mean my flute

Ive only said it once but to V so yeah

someting im looking forward to in life?

im running out of questions

Whats smthin im into?

smthin i like being caled?

smthin random bout me?

You don't get sick for more than about a day

Serena can even tell

Dont say forever though please

I want the tears i cried over the fucking autstic Mexican back

Just now you are very pretty smart woman you have a lot of potential

i have negative brain cells

You may not be a professional in every subject but you are very smart and a lot of things

I owe someone brain cells

Like I'm not good in math but I'm pretty good on science

Yeah I'm trying though I'm pulling them back up

Good atleast your trying

I need good grades.

otherwise i cant get into collage then law school

11 extra years of school..

Hey I'm going to go to a chat and roast somebody real quick I'll be back

Dude dont fw the trolls

They only keep going cause you react to them

nd do not tell anyone to kill themself no matter what they're acting like

I'm sorry I'm going to go back to the chat but I'm not going to say nothing to the guy

I cut my finger with cardbored on acaent )):

Im not eating anything on thanksgiveing

I dont deserve food

I feel like I don't deserve you sometimes

Cuz you're just you're just you're you're I don't know you're I can't describe you...

You are to perfect

The carecters with the worst storys got the best endings

I know why does it work out so well though

I got to much food

No you didn't you barely you need anything today

I js wont eat tmrw

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no you better eat tomorrow

And ima do whats best for you

You need to learn some shit from this site

Its a warzone half the time so either don't go and say a thing or be ready to fight t

Nd if you get in a fight with a sibling and they yell mom its not fair is it?

I don't know but I just want you to eat I don't want you to starve your f****** self

So dont make a post bout someone cause the rest of the family" will know its to fair

Im just tryna make it not worse for you

Ive been here a bit aaden

I'd rather be hated than somebody be talking to my girlfriend like s***

Cause i was once hated, all my friends either got hated or left me

If one person hates you they hate who yk

and try to make the entire site hate you

Cause i would never leave you

And donut hateing me

If shit happens youll understand

Be careful on this warzone trust me

Sky will go MIA and V-rah will die here

Dagger is our best survivor as he came in the golden ages and with deep respect he has

I'm confused what you're talking about now

his fighting days are over but he sometimes will fight

Tell him if he dsoent stop

Ill be under his bed tn

I gtg for like 15 mins sorry

I dont eat the day before thanksgiveing

nd i prolly wont eat much then anyway

I got a question for u

I just went head first off of a bed ouch

What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

I'm okay I think I might have a slight concussion I mean and a dog almost also fell on my head

I don't know but you high and cute and smart and funny and kind so that's probably why and plus you're my girlfriend

Ceral is my second favorite thing to eat In bed ;)

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No deleteing shit not in this chat

I bet i can go longer than you without deleting a comment

Make out with me if I am wrong, but isn't the Earth flat?

Sorry it's supposed to say let me eat your cake

Sit on my face if I'm wrong but 1 + 1 is 5

Yeah thats correct

I'll kiss you in the rain so I get twice as wet.

I'm going to f*** the s*** out you I'm going to blow out your back

OMG DONT ASK FLETCHER WAHT IM INTO LIKE U SAID

HE KNOWS TO MUCH PLES

Also aaden got another question

Wanna share your side of the bed tonight?

Yeah I mean it's pretty small but if you want you can lay on top of me

I am free tmrw, so can you tell me what time ur legs open?

Hey are you a fan of being pinned against the wall

U asked fletcher didnt u

My face went so red

Well baby im an adventurer and I want to explore you.

No I didn't ask I've heard that you like it because you've told me once

Vigo wanna ask u questions

Dont say you cant do shit or whatever cause they are my bsfs and are just looking out for me to make sure i don't get hurt again

They are just looking out for me not trying to be bitchy

Nvm i told u this in the other chat

I'm good but I want to have a username that has part of your name in it what would you be okay with

Well im ok with anything

but that just made me feel like i had an owner

I dont act submissive on hea

well what do u suggest?

I suggest you nd me in my bed but yk

If i was a fruit what fruit would I be?

Choose a fruit for me silly

Aaden when u can change ur name change it to Chxls.strawberry you forgot the S in Chxls silly

Are you going to make me delete my f****** account again okay I'll be right back then

DONT DELETE IT SILLY

You know I love you when I delete my account of three different times

I wouldn't do it if I didn't love you and obviously I did it three times so I obviously love you

If you really feel like it you don't have to don't worry

Ima be ur blueberry

Oh my God I'm listening to Bailey Zimmerman he's so good

Love that songs ^^

Telll me a whole bunch of love songs u like

I don't have any though I have a lot of country songs

THERE ARE COUNTRY LOVE SO-

you dont gotta send screenshots if its country all you need say is the name and ik it

Fast car Dirt road anthem Stay in the truck Religiousley when it rains it pours The love we make

Love The Love we makes right now the song is like my favorite

Sorry i was late i spilled root beer on my chromebook

It's okay but don't do that again not the root beer that'll ruin your s***

And root beer hurts my stomach but I keep drinking it

I LOVE ROOT BEER THOUGH

When u say "stay in the trusck" do u mean wait not stay

No I mean the song called stay in the truck

Hun its wait not stay

Whos the love we make by?

Do u mean luke combs..

Its the kind of love we make

tell me songs u like from hea

I like country music a year behind from u

you dont like Heaven..?

I have to go for a little bit probably about an hour

Actually probably about a half an hour or so I'll get on when I can though I'll get on before you have to get off

Im adding songs i like here cause u got 2023 country wrapped round ur finger

im sick of caring.

I care so damn much

Shes dating my ex though

She could tell i was upset about it b4 it even happened

Nd didnt want it not cause anything on my part

ut cause hes not good to be with..

i care so much and she dosent fucking listen..

I care sm for everyone to the point I just

Im there for everyone all the time

I have my own shit

I cant anymore i really cant

I cant watch then fall

This damn world would fall apart w/o me

Stop caring about Serena so much she's getting on your nerves to much

Her veronica gwen mia fucking everyone

I care sm im always there

I ONCE WENT TO GWEN CRYING

BUT WAS HELPING SYMPH

I COULDNT HELP ANYONE

I JUST COULDNT RIGHT THEN

GWEN LSITEND FOR ONE MIN

THEN STARTED SAYING HER OWN DAMN PROBLEMS

LIKE I WASNT CRYING

People will fall apart if i stop caring

youve never seen me not care aaden..

Ig im just a free therapist

Whats a good idea?

IM GETTIN A THERAPIST

Just thinkin about fluffy glitter cows and me

You dk what'll happen if this dosent go up rn

Cause im boutta just

Ugggh I just can't right now I fucking done with her

then dont say sorry

cause i barley hurt mentally

Whads ur fave animal

It was either i tried to overdose or burned myself

You need to tell me when you're feeling like this

but i say it w/o saying it..

Cause my brain wont let me flat out say it

Please please get a hold of me next time before you do that I don't need to burn yourself no more

Its her damn fault

I know it's hard to forget something that you actually care about but if they're going to keep hurting you like this it's not worth it cuz then you keep hurting yourself and then it makes me feel terrible

i am going to cut my fucking chest to my stomach open

nd see what happens

One stupid f****** person is not worth ending your life

I guess she hurt you but don't hurt yourself

im fucking shaking my entire damn body is

Because I cannot lose you Charlie I love you too much please don't hurt yourself Don't kill yourself

I CANT KMS CAUSE OF GUS

Don't harm yourself either please please please please don't I cannot stress it enough please

Sometimes i cant fucking stop myself

I do it then realise i did it after I did it aaden

Yes you can you have to believe in yourself Don't touch a knife don't touch it later Don't touch anything bad

Don't touch anything Charlie I cannot lose you I cannot bear the pressure when you hurt yourself

Im not sleeping tn

dont say otherwise

My minds already made up

As long as you don't hurt yourself at this point just don't hurt yourself please eating and sleeping you're going to end up I can't I cannot stress enough do not hurt yourself please Charlie I love you too much Don't do it

I dont sleep cause i have Somniphobia'

i dont eat cause i hate myself'

You don't hate yourself please don't hate yourself I love you

nd i cant not hate myself its not a fucking choice I don't want to hate myself

I try to not i just do

No it's because you listen to all your idiot friends and you just listen to the bad things that they had to say to you you are very intelligent smart beautiful kind person you just do not see that in yourself because all your dumbass friends won't stop come around to be like and all the other dicks that will not stop and just stop calling you things Don't listen to them you need to tune them out I know it's going to be hard but you just got to try That's all I want you to do just I don't want you to hurt yourself

Some of your friends are great influences some way Serena and them and all those people they're not because they just they hurt you

Tell serena she made me burn myself and that she did fuck up for the last time until she does whats right for her

Nd how important is water?

Charlie don't you even f****** dare you are drinking water Don't f****** do this I cannot stress how sick you will get if you do not eat and drink please please please don't do this I'm going to start crying if you f****** start starving and f****** thirsty thriving yourself please don't and I will tell Serena that she hurt you

But you wont be able to stop me from not sleeping tonight

nd eating or drinking tmrw

I'm not going to stop you as long as you're not going to f****** hurt yourself

I cannot stress it enough please don't f****** hurt yourself I know I said it over and over and over but don't f****** do it

im gonna not do those three things till I feel ok

Well I guess if you love me you would f****** eat and drink

Thats manupulation nd dosent count

I don't give a s*** I want you to eat drink I want you to I know you're going to say make me but I can't it's at this point I can't stop you I'm not going to I can't so I just go ahead

I tried to take care of you but you don't you don't you don't even try I love you but I just you're scaring me

Ive only passed out 3 times from it dw

Charlie I understand what you're going to say Don't worry about me no I'm going to worry about you you are my worries I worry about you all the time I'm going to keep worrying I love you

but ima stop for 3 days afta that

I'm still going to be f****** stressed and worry

Thank you you are making me feel so much better right now

I just feel so much better when you f****** cooperate I just cannot stress that you need to eat you need to sleep you need to drink stuff you need to stop worrying about f****** Serena she's stressing me the f*** out right now I love you

Can u like help me so i stop saying gods name in vain and so I stop swearing

Also i love ur eyes

Sabrina

Can u like help me so i stop saying gods name in vain and so I stop swearing

What do you want me to stop you from saying

Just swearing in genral