Anti-jokes

Anonymous

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

The momma called the doctor and the doctor said…

“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”

Comments (17)

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I'm in foster care and I understand this joke so much!! I love it and I think it's just awesome!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Ha, this is the best way to scare your children to stop jumping on the bed.

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Don't get it.

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Pup, it’s funny because it’s a dark twist on the classic rhyming kids poem, but in this one the mom gets reported for CPS for monkey neglect.

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Oh thats ligit hilairios

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stupid ass get better jokes

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dont use languege like that f... shit b.... ass

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shut up jj looking ass

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shut up jj sheafer

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no peeeen sack

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shut up jj sheafer from hastings nebraska

J

all you guys need to stop you ........

J

come one😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😑 😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷

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Shut up Jesús baby suck my peen

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Moaning

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I’ll moan with you

L

u thought u ate ? 🤡

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