Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

The momma called the doctor and the doctor said…

“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”

Comments (16)

p

I'm in foster care and I understand this joke so much!! I love it and I think it's just awesome!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

d

Ha, this is the best way to scare your children to stop jumping on the bed.

P

Don't get it.

p

Pup, it’s funny because it’s a dark twist on the classic rhyming kids poem, but in this one the mom gets reported for CPS for monkey neglect.

s

Oh thats ligit hilairios

f

stupid ass get better jokes

g

dont use languege like that f... shit b.... ass

u

shut up jj looking ass

u

shut up jj sheafer

s

no peeeen sack

u

shut up jj sheafer from hastings nebraska

J

all you guys need to stop you ........

j

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P

Shut up Jesús baby suck my peen

M

Moaning

M

I’ll moan with you