Joke

Worst joke ever

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old that she a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old that her last name was Osaurus.

Yo mama so old that she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

Yo mama so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo mama so old that archaeologists found ancient pottery in her vagina.

Yo mama so old she used to babysit Yoda.

Yo mama so old she doesn’t have a camel toe she has a chicken gizzard.

Yo mama so old her memory is in black and white.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she sued Google for naming their search engine after her age.

Yo mama so old she farts dust.

Yo mama so old she tried to make a TikTok and ended up breaking her hip in the process.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate expired.