A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I'm sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live."
The man says "10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?"
The doctor calmly replies "Nine".
The Doctor's Countdown
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Explanation
Experiment
The humor comes from the doctor's response. The dying man is expecting a unit of time such as years, weeks, or days. Instead the doctor is already counting down the number from 10 to 9. The joke is darkly humorous because it implies the doctor's statement is not a prediction, but rather a countdown.
Anonymoose
Eight
Anonymoose
nien?
Anonymouse
Seven
Anonymuse
six
Anonymusli
Five
Anonymiss
Minutes
AnonyMILF
four
anonymous user
three
Anonymice
two
Mister Pepe
one
Creepy
Dead
Alive
Shot
Anonymous
I don't get it. Sorry.
Mac Altemara
Your saposes to say, nine, eight, seven...
Your name
Did it go down for stress or was it seconds? Cause he said a lot for 1 second
Anon
happy new year.
Anon
It was minutes obviously.
Glenn
That is funny!
Bad
Hello stupid people I am the bad master so you can die
chico bean
get me a loly pop so i can suck it
Doctor
-1
Duh
I get it just became a day so the doctor lowers it to 9
bre/laim
it might be how many question he says and then the doctor shots him for asking to many question
bre/laim
idk
Ashley
I'm pretty sure its seconds. The doctor was just interrupted. Oh, and the man talked fast.
Coke
87654321 DEAD
Ello
Is it seconds? I'm a little confused LOL
The gamer
Weird😑
Anonymous
It’s 9 lives. His dad is a cat
Death
Love it death is what makes life worth living