Morbid jokes

Lincoln

A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I’m sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live." The man says " 10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?" The doctor calmly replies “Nine”

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A

Eight

A

nien?

A

Seven

A

six

A

Five

A

Minutes

A

four

A

three

A

two

M

one

C

Dead

A

Shot

I don't get it. Sorry.

M

Your saposes to say, nine, eight, seven...

Y

Did it go down for stress or was it seconds? Cause he said a lot for 1 second

A

happy new year.

A

It was minutes obviously.

G

That is funny!

B

Hello stupid people I am the bad master so you can die

C

get me a loly pop so i can suck it

D

-1

D

I get it just became a day so the doctor lowers it to 9

B

it might be how many question he says and then the doctor shots him for asking to many question

B

idk

A

I'm pretty sure its seconds. The doctor was just interrupted. Oh, and the man talked fast.

C

87654321 DEAD

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