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Yo mommas so fat when she stepped on a scale she said "How does it know my Credit Card Number?"

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "one at a time please!"

yo mama so fat, whenever she forgets her phone number she just stands on a scale

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thats all funny as fuck

Ya mums so fat when ever she gets hit by a car ya mums doesnt even have a scratch

yo mama so fat when she stood on the scale it said her phone number

That's not nice

Yo mama so fat when she walked past the TV I missed 4 episodes of Victorious.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued.

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections.

Yo mama’s so far when she went to KFC the cashier asked “What size bucket would you like to buy?” and she said “The one on the roof.”

Yo mama so fat that when she died not even her ghost could float.

Yo mama so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep while she was trying to get up again.

Yo mama so dumb she waited for the stop sign to turn green