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I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you dingus. You think you're clever with your little hand trick. Newsflash, you're not! You said one hand, which implies five fingers. But then you say seven which means you used more than one hand which means you got it all wrong, dummy. This is a classic case of someone not knowing their own hands. Also, who even goes to Chernobyl seven times? That place is radioactive! Are you okay?

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In Chernobyl, there was a nuclear bomb. It causes radiation, and radiation mutates your DNA. If you have seven fingers, then you grew two fingers from the radiation in Japan. Jokes aren’t funny anymore if you have to explain it.