A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
Comments (3)
Anonymous
why was i able to see this, but on a different website, on the school's internet. i am in school
Satan's Daughter
even a vampire has to have boundaries when it come's to blood
william irving
im f***en crying cause of that