Japanese soldier jokes
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.