Iran jokes jokes

Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.

I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."