Intactness jokes
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
The happier they get, the less they see.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
Community talk
Well, I found my people. Nerds are underrated. It's like past midnight. I just had my night lunch (yes. it's an actual thing.). I'm about to sleep under the world's largest optical telescope with like 30 other nerds. I'm so fuckin tired, yet my spelling and grammar is mostly intact (I misspelled fucking on purpose). I got less than 5 hours of sleep yesterday and I'll try to get slightly more. I guess this is gn. Unfortunately, the sky hasn't been cooperating too well, but I'm still really enjoying it. There are people from all over the world and the US. It's pretty damn awesome.
Community Members! We’ve reached a solution! Also we have new rules we must intact.