Holster jokes

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.

You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."

I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.

Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."

What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?

At least one does something when it is triggered.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.