Ho Lee Fuk jokes

What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

Ho Lee Fuk.

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

Sum Ting Wong.

Wei Toh Low.

Ho Lee Fuk.

Ban Din Ouch.

What do you call a surprised Asian?

Ho Lee Fuc.

What do you call a shocked Chinese man?

"Hu le fuk!"

What do you call a Christian Asian?

Hao Li.