Ho Lee Fuk jokes

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

Sum Ting Wong.

Wei Toh Low.

Ho Lee Fuk.

Ban Din Ouch.

What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

Ho Lee Fuk.

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?

Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."

What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?

Lim Ping.