Ho Lee Fuk jokes

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

Sum Ting Wong.

Wei Toh Low.

Ho Lee Fuk.

Ban Din Ouch.

What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

Ho Lee Fuk.

Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.

What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?

Sum Ting Wong.

What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?

Boi Ling.