Heroism jokes

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.

She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.