Hatin jokes

When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.

“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!