Great day jokes

I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍

Good Morning! Have a Great Day!

#Ijustwokeup

Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!

Have a great day today!

What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?

"Hey, today was great."

"What happened?"

"I ran into my ex today."

"What's so great about that?"

"I was in my car."

If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.

People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

My day started out great until I woke up.

Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.