911 jokes usually go over my head
Then it hits me
What were the terroist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it we can’t go under it we'll have to go through it
I know a good airplane joke but it would probably go over your heads. The twin towers: no it won't.
What were the terrorist on 911 thinking? "we can't go over it." "can't go under it." "we have to go through it!"
We can't go under it... We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
When you go over a speed bump but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone
wanna hear a plane joke. nah it'll just go over you head
I love ❤️ taking my daughter out in the car 🚙 every time we go over a speed bump I tell her we ran over another dog 🐕😂
what did the pilots say before crashing into the twin towers....we cant go over it we cant go under it we go through it
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage
the terrorists said over the inter com we re coming up to our destination so we cant go over it we cant go under we have to go through it
how do you make a orphan cry? ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it
Terorist: we can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
What did the plane say to the towers : Can't go over it can't go under it oh no we got to go through it
we cant go under..... we cant go over...oh no we got to go thought it!
Three nuns are on their way up to heaven after having been involved in a terrible minibus crash on the Italian Alps that killed them and the driver (he went the other direction!) As they're approaching the Pearly Gates to be interview by St. Peter, they are requested by an attendant to form a single line and wait. Sister Agnes is first, Sister Bernadette behind her and Sister Carmel on the end. Finally, St. Peter approaches the nuns to determine their worthiness for entry to Heaven. He says to the first nun : "Sister Agnes, have you ever seen the penis of a man"? Sister Agnes bursts into tears and says : Yes, St. Peter, I have, but please don't let this prevent me from entering the Kingdom of Heaven". St. Peter says : "Never fear, my child. Say a thousand Hail Marys and then go over to that font of Holy Water and wash your eyes out, then you shall enter the Kingdom of Heaven". Sister Carmel sees what's going on and taps Sister Bernadette on the shoulder, somewhat urgently. "Pssst - hey Bernie"!, she says. Sister Bernadette asks : "What is it?" A little annoyed. Sister Carmel says : "Do you mind if we swap places"? Sister Bernadette replies : "What for"? Sister Carmel says : "Well, I wouldn't mind gargling before you stick your ass in there"!
When the airplane saw the twin towers, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it guess we will go through it."
What do retarded cops give tickets for
going over 45 in a potato zone
you know that feeling when your going throught a school parking lot and go over a speed bump then you realize that there are no speed bumps
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.) 1. I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted). 2. I gatherd some slapies. 3. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4.
4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye's cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky! 5. I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!
