Gaming jokes

People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.

1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.

2. We all give each other a hand when needed.

Last but not least, we play Twister.

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.

What is a depressed kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.

What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?

Tic-tac-toe.

One thing you can ask Mario:

"Can you jump up and down for me?"

Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?

America - 8

Ethiopia - didn't.

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?

MIKE PEN__E??

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?

There isn't any parents on Roblox.

What game do emo kids hate the most?

Life.

How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.

What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.

Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

What is a fun game for an emo kid?

Tug-o-war with a tree.

Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.

Q. Which game does necro like the most?

Into the dead part 1.

What is Africa's most famous sport?

The Hunger Games.