Frying Pan jokes

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because it has Greece at the bottom.

I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.

Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.

Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."

What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.

Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.

How do you name a Chinese kid?

Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"