Frying Pan jokes
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
Where is Freshfry?
