Founding Father jokes

A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.

I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.

All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!

Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.

We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?

A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!