Founding Father jokes

A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.

I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.

All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!

You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.