Family Business jokes

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.

Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?

Cause it’s a family business.

Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?

Because it’s a family business.

Why can't orphans open a family business?

Because there is no family.

When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.

When you’re fucking your boss and realize it’s a family business.