Exit jokes

I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?

Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.

RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!!

Richard: What????

Rick: So before Donald Trump's impeachment, he said, "The Coronavirus will end on March 32nd 2021."

Richard: Your from planet Earth where there's a March 32nd. Enjoy it, *stupid dumb fuck brother*.

Rick: Oh I will.

*It was the day March 21st*

*9 Days later*

*March 31st*

Rick: oh I cant wait until tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so excited im gonna give my friends a big ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man

*one day later*

*He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it*

Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up

BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING 1ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS

*Richard*

*oh he's the dumbass*

I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂

Two girls have a sleepover.

Karen: Let's go to bed.

Lauren: Fine, but it's early.

*Karen wakes up and exits room*

*Lauren hears noise*

Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.

Lauren: *laughs*

Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*

Why can't depressed people leave the maze?

Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.

What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.

Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.

Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.

How did the computer get out of the house?

He used windows.