Exit jokes
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed.
Lauren: Fine, but it's early.
*Karen wakes up and exits room*
*Lauren hears noise*
Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.
Lauren: *laughs*
Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*
An Irish-man walks out of a bar.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house. Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.