Euphoria jokes

People

People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.

Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.

What do you call an emo a cappella group?

Self harmony.

The happier they get, the less they see.

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

What is an Emo’s favourite music element?

Self harmony.

I only have 4 moods:

• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

and don't forget the inevitable

• fuck it

and for those who have just given up

• fuck

This is beautiful.