Eric Clapton jokes

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?

Fingering A minor.

Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.

One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.