Eighth jokes

I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says.

Which makes me an eighth-theist.

"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.

The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"

The old man replied, "You're the eighth."

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

I only believe in 12.5% of the bible. I'm an EIGTHeyist.

What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?

Both have eight legs.