Eighth jokes

"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.

The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"

The old man replied, "You're the eighth."

I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says.

Which makes me an eighth-theist.

Have you ever been eight before?

You were between 7 and 9.

"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?

Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!

My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.

Doin (DYM 8).