Dying jokes
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left."
The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."
My friends: "What's your dream job?"
Me: "I'm going to die young :))"
I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'
rip my bird he died :(
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.