Did you know pigeons die after sex?
At least when I fucked it.
Did you know pidgeons die after sex? Well, at least the one I fucked did.
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
My grief counsellor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
My son, who is into astronomy, asked my how stars die i said usually from a overdose
Everybody was kung flu dying It travelled as fast as lightning 2020 was expert timing In fact it was a little bit frightening
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell, she broke every bone in her body.
1 year later she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died
Whats a dying person least favorite app ? TikTok
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out boys 2 men wasn't a delivery service
My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal. I wanted to tell him “well can we get what we both want?” “ I was already planning on dying anyway.”
Someone: PLEASE EAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE *Me tryna remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because ive already googled it and given up because it takes too long* Me: Na yeah I still have 19 days left
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I ever knew
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
my girlfriends dog died so i got her a new one in replacement and she went off on me and yelled
"What am i supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Did the people of England see a game over sign in the sky when the quean died
