A man died and went to heaven, everytime you cheat you get a worse car, the first man cheated 5 times he got a jeep, the second man cheat 3 times he got a BMW, the third man never cheated he got a Lamborghini, the second man saw the third man sad he said "why are you sad" the third man said "I saw my wife with a scooter".
What's the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
Everyone in my class: I can't wait until have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job My friends: What's your dream job? Me: I'm going to die young :))
Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch
You've probably heard this one before but screw it
What's the difference between jesus christ and the kid I just killed Jesus christ probably died a virign
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die...
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died
I asked an emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies☠️
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something, SOMEONE will laugh. Say: This word isnt gonna be funny until i tell you, your probably not going to laugh. *your friend* whats the word? *you* finger *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not every one laughs, so dont feel bad if they dont. Also dont be surprized if you get put in jail for murder, because your going to kill someone with this.
What happened after technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
2 Scientists walk into a bar, the first one asks for a glass of H2O, the second one asks for a glass of H2O too, the second one dies, why?
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
what did steven hawking say when he died
I'm logging out
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man "how did you die?" the man says "I have a heart condition and iv'e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him." God asks the next man "how did you die?" the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me!" god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not!! He got nailed before he died.
An apple a day, or you'll die any way
