Dying jokes
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”